Current mood:

happy

Crawling out of the woodwork for a moment here to wish the very happiest of birthdays to my good friend Chris.

Now, you may have heard of Chris before. You may know him from his hair. Chris has had a lot of crazy hair styles. Pineapple braids, mohawks, beard horns... there really is no excuse for him sometimes.

You may know him from his former clothing line, FuMan Skeeto. Yeah, we don't know where he comes up with these things either.

You may know him as that guy that saved the two children from drowning in that canoe incident.

Maybe you know him as that shifty, funny looking guy that follows Ron Irizarry around.

You may also know him from that little song and dance troupe that you occasionally see and hear about. I hear JC Chasez from the Backstreet Boys is in it. Oh, and that one guy that almost went to space. And the other one that dated Britney Spears.

It doesn't really matter how you know Chris. The point is that Chris is one of the kindest, most caring, loyal, pure hearted people that I know. I'm very, very lucky that I get to call him my friend.

So happy brithday, Chris. I hope you have a great one. I'll try and go easy on you when we're out on the green. It's only polite to be mindful of your elders. I love you, man.